February 2010
Me: Ewwww this blanket stinks.
Nephew: No it's dry.
Me: What??
Nephew: I pee pee in it.
Grandpa's House
Went over there with my uncle to pick up my other uncle. Glad I got to spend time with those fools. Love them <3
January 2010
Until The Light Takes Us
I wanna see this tonight or tomorrow.
Yesterday
1. Picked up my uncle
2. Went to eat at the Cheesecake Factory
3. Went to the movies to see Legion. It fucking sucked!!
4. Met up with John and Taty and took them to their hotel room.
5. Heart to heart talk with my uncle till early this morning.
Loving Hut today with the hammies.
Heart to heart talks with my uncle rule. He understands me more than anyone. I love that fool.
Infest 1987-2002 2xCD Remastered →
Download that shit
Me: Hey nigga.
Mikey: What's up
Me: What you doing???
Mikey: Fuckin
Me: Tight make her make you tacos and clean your house. Also ask her if she loves daddy dick.
Mikey: Haha she said okay to all 3 haha.
PROOF I'M ON TOP OF MY GAME!
To Whom It May Concern, including but not limited to, Mr. Swillett, I have received your note regarding Mr. Johnson, who, from here on, will be referred to as “Danny”. I wish to ensure you that the afore mentioned “Danny” is, indeed, on top of these important issue, which may also be referred to as “his game”. Regards, -J.
I finally seen this movie just now it was pretty good! I wanna see the second one.
Return of The Nile Basement! →
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